Updated News Update

Circumstances strongly suggest that there will not be news and features today…

…”I ran out of gas!  I got a flat tire!  I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners!  I locked my keys in the car!  An old friend came in from out of town!  Someone stole my car!  There was an earthquake!  A terrible flood!  Locusts!…”

There will be news and Sunday features today…but on a delayed schedule.

We need to make an unscheduled and unplanned trip to Taco Bell, which will delay publication until later this afternoon.

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