Circumstances strongly suggest that there will not be news and features today…
…”I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!…”
There will be news and Sunday features today…but on a delayed schedule.
We need to make an unscheduled and unplanned trip to Taco Bell, which will delay publication until later this afternoon.